Top 10 advantages of a heavy kayak
10 - You're spouse never has to worry about you kayaking alone because you'll need a friend to get the kayak to the water.
9 - In reference to #10, you'll find out fast who your real friends are. 8 - Gravity is on your side when heading down river. 7 - Icebergs will part from your path at the first site of your yak. 6 - You can create wakes for other kayaks to surf on. 5 - You get the right-of-way in shipping lanes. 4 - Gun turrets on deck are allowed. 3 - Cool retracting portage wheels. 2 - It separates the men from the boys. 1 - Finally an excuse to get a 3/4 ton pickup. |
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