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Group paddling problem solved thanks to our friends across the pond.
The following suggestion for healthy and safe paddling is taken from the "Outdoor Directive On Unusual Recreation Scenarios" ODOURS pamphlet.

Paddlers who intend to venture on the water in a group should try to honour the courtesy social distance of six feet for a safe paddling experience in these unusual times.

This can be accomplished by eating beans, cabbages, and bangers (sausages) or a combination of all three approximately four hours before put-in. The resulting gastro after effects will all but insure that no one will come closer than six foot to anyone else.