[BOBK]

It has come to my attention that there may be an effort to hi-jack our organization by canoeists, members of the C party. Let me point out a few interesting facts.
Canoeists are primarily old gray-haired or bald men.

They use a paddle that only functions on one end, usually the right.

Women are treated like guests and not allowed equal paddling status while in the canoe.

Their crafts are made of animal skin stretched other tree branches, not the environmentally friendly plastic of kayaks.

Our tax exempt status was recently questioned by the IRS like other C party groups.

Rumor is that membership dues for kayakers will have to be sent in one dollar a week for ten weeks to try and suppress registration.

I urge you Join Other Kayak Enthusiasts, be part of the JOKE.