Join Other Kayak Enthuiasts

BOBK · 05-24-2013, 09:20 AM

It has come to my attention that there may be an effort to hi-jack our organization by canoeists, members of the C party. Let me point out a few interesting facts.
Canoeists are primarily old gray-haired or bald men.

They use a paddle that only functions on one end, usually the right.

Women are treated like guests and not allowed equal paddling status while in the canoe.

Their crafts are made of animal skin stretched other tree branches, not the environmentally friendly plastic of kayaks.

Our tax exempt status was recently questioned by the IRS like other C party groups.

Rumor is that membership dues for kayakers will have to be sent in one dollar a week for ten weeks to try and suppress registration.

I urge you Join Other Kayak Enthusiasts, be part of the JOKE.

JPTolson · 05-24-2013, 11:28 AM

Chuckle, chuckle..... we've now clearly identified someone in the club with waaaaaaaayyyy too much time on his hands. Guess he remains frustrated by Wikipedia for seeing through his earlier 'canypsie' sham.

mfdanko99 · 05-24-2013, 05:33 PM

You guys kill me lol, but remember I swing both ways, I got my Canoe & Kayaks ready to go.

burrowsj · 05-25-2013, 06:47 PM

I always thought there was something odd with you mike, but I never knew you were a swinger. lol

05-24-2013, 09:20 AM	#1
BOBK Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 227 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Join Other Kayak Enthuiasts It has come to my attention that there may be an effort to hi-jack our organization by canoeists, members of the C party. Let me point out a few interesting facts. Canoeists are primarily old gray-haired or bald men. They use a paddle that only functions on one end, usually the right. Women are treated like guests and not allowed equal paddling status while in the canoe. Their crafts are made of animal skin stretched other tree branches, not the environmentally friendly plastic of kayaks. Our tax exempt status was recently questioned by the IRS like other C party groups. Rumor is that membership dues for kayakers will have to be sent in one dollar a week for ten weeks to try and suppress registration. I urge you Join Other Kayak Enthusiasts, be part of the JOKE. __________________ BOBK <IIOX> KAYAK - Backwards or forwards, the only way to paddle.

05-24-2013, 11:28 AM	#2
JPTolson Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Salem, Ohio Posts: 902 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Chuckle, chuckle..... we've now clearly identified someone in the club with waaaaaaaayyyy too much time on his hands. Guess he remains frustrated by Wikipedia for seeing through his earlier 'canypsie' sham.

05-24-2013, 05:33 PM	#3
mfdanko99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Champion, OH Posts: 1,267 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	You guys kill me lol, but remember I swing both ways, I got my Canoe & Kayaks ready to go.

05-25-2013, 06:47 PM	#4
burrowsj Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Columbiana,oh Posts: 141 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	I always thought there was something odd with you mike, but I never knew you were a swinger. lol